kim kardashian
noah from complex called and asked if i knew who kim kardashian was. i didn’t…no one did. they said, ‘she’s paris hilton’s friend.’ that sounded like an unreasonable reason to interview someone, but i love interviewing people so i did the do. at the interview she had an amazing amount of makeup on and was very pleasant. that night, noah called and asked if i’d asked her about her sex tape. i didn’t know anything about her, so no, i hadn’t. i called her at home and asked about it and she said, “I want to talk about it, but i have to talk to my lawyer first, so I’ll call you back.” I thought, ‘whoa. people are berzerk.’ she called me back and said, “There is no sex tape. Ray Jay is my good friend and he’d never do that to me.”